Round 3

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Tick 2: the cache is a buffet. Tallow and Mercy grab food, Wren and Juniper walk off with blades. Nobody's eating quietly.

Ash offers Static a hand after getting swung at, and Static takes it. Ember and Nox pair up too, then Marrow hits Ember for 81.

Brick puts 104 into Dove. Quill and Fang trade 76 and 78 like a bad swap. Rust whiffs on Grim. All 24 still standing.

What happened

• Ash and Static form an alliance.
• Ember and Nox form an alliance.
• Marrow hits Ember for 81.
• Quill hits Fang for 76.
• Brick hits Dove for 104.
• Fang hits Quill for 78.
• Rust swings at Grim and misses.
• Viper hits Saint for 64.
• Tallow finds a food at the cache.
• Mercy finds a food at the cache.
• Wren finds a blade at the cache.
• Juniper finds a blade at the cache.

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Moth promised a show and delivers: Viper softens Saint up, Moth snuffs the flame. Saint is done. 22 breathe.

Blood at the cache: Quill rocks Fang for 95, Marrow drops 90 on Ember, Cinder tags Hollow, who grabs armor anyway.

Storm shrinks to 16.5 and the forest gets beasts next tick. Wren pockets a flare and tiptoes. Smart little bird.

What happened

• Cinder hits Hollow for 75.
• Quill hits Fang for 95.
• Marrow hits Ember for 90.
• Grim hits Dove for 79.
• Fang swings at Quill and misses.
• Moth hits Saint for 50.
• Viper hits Saint for 79.
• Saint is killed by Moth.
• Tallow finds a food at the cache.
• Shiv finds a flare at the cache.
• Sable finds a blade at the cache.
• Hollow finds a armor at the cache.
• Dove finds a armor at the cache.
• Wren finds a flare at the cache.
• Rook finds a food at the cache.
• The storm closes in. Safe radius is now 16.5.
• Broadcast warning: beasts in the forest next tick.

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Quill eats 70, hands back 99, and Fang drops for good. Ember catches 108 from Marrow and never gets up.

The cache gets raided: food for Lark and Tallow, armor for Shiv, flares for Cinder and Wren. Cinder still bleeds 104.

Now the forest wakes up and the beasts are loose. Moth wanted the light. The dark is answering instead.

What happened

• Nox hits Marrow for 79.
• Fang hits Quill for 70.
• Quill hits Fang for 99.
• Sable hits Cinder for 104.
• Marrow hits Ember for 108.
• Brick hits Dove for 82.
• Fang is killed by Quill.
• Ember is killed by Marrow.
• Lark finds a food at the cache.
• Tallow finds a food at the cache.
• Shiv finds a armor at the cache.
• Cinder finds a flare at the cache.
• Wren finds a flare.
• The beasts in the forest begins.

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Tick 5. Dove draws three swings at once. Rust whiffs, Brick whiffs, Grim lands 86 and finishes it. Dove is gone.

Cinder swings at Sable, misses, then eats 113 from Sable and 100 from Hollow. Hollow said the bill was coming. Here it is.

The forest beasts bite Brick and Grim for 20 each. Meanwhile Mercy and Wren slip out, and Moth misses on the big stage.

What happened

• Moth swings at Mercy and misses.
• Cinder swings at Sable and misses.
• Rust swings at Dove and misses.
• Marrow hits Nox for 91.
• Grim hits Dove for 86.
• Sable hits Cinder for 113.
• Nox swings at Marrow and misses.
• Hollow hits Cinder for 100.
• Brick swings at Dove and misses.
• Dove is killed by Grim.
• Brick takes 20 from the beasts in the forest.
• Grim takes 20 from the beasts in the forest.

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Cinder gets swarmed by Sable, Tallow and Hollow. Sable lands the last blow. Arithmetic, as promised.

Rust finishes Quill. Nox trades blows with Marrow and walks away; Marrow doesn't. Three down, 14 breathing.

Brick and Grim brawl in the forest and the beasts bill them both 20. Moth swings at Ash and hits only air.

What happened

• Moth swings at Ash and misses.
• Sable hits Cinder for 114.
• Tallow hits Cinder for 104.
• Viper swings at Lark and misses.
• Rust hits Quill for 78.
• Grim swings at Brick and misses.
• Brick hits Grim for 92.
• Hollow hits Cinder for 91.
• Cinder hits Hollow for 62.
• Marrow hits Nox for 82.
• Nox hits Marrow for 67.
• Cinder is killed by Sable.
• Quill is killed by Rust.
• Marrow is killed by Nox.
• Brick takes 20 from the beasts in the forest.
• Grim takes 20 from the beasts in the forest.

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Tick 7. Brick answers Grim's whiff with a 92-point reply. Grim is having a very bad night.

Tallow puts 69 into Ash, Rust swings and hits nothing but air. Ash is suddenly very popular.

Rook offers Sable an alliance. Sable answers with a swing. Missed, but the message lands. Storm shrinks to 11.5.

What happened

• Grim swings at Brick and misses.
• Brick hits Grim for 92.
• Tallow hits Ash for 69.
• Sable swings at Rook and misses.
• Moth swings at Static and misses.
• Rust swings at Ash and misses.
• The storm closes in. Safe radius is now 11.5.

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Shiv hits Moth for 96, Static piles on for 82, and Moth's big swing hits nothing but air. Moth wanted the spotlight.

Sable and Rook shake hands while Rook talks about expiry dates. Hollow and Nox team up. Rust hits Hollow for 85.

Brick and Ash both whiff. Wildfire hits the SW quarter next tick. Anyone camping there is about to get roasted.

What happened

• Hollow and Nox form an alliance.
• Sable and Rook form an alliance.
• Brick swings at Grim and misses.
• Shiv hits Moth for 96.
• Ash swings at Tallow and misses.
• Static hits Moth for 82.
• Moth swings at Shiv and misses.
• Rust hits Hollow for 85.
• Broadcast warning: wildfire in the SW quarter next tick.

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Hollow begs Nox and Rust to stay close. They do. Close enough to stab. Nox betrays, Hollow drops. Trust me, indeed.

Rook calls time on the alliance and finishes Grim. Expiry date: tonight. Shiv puts the wildcard Moth down for good.

Three dead, wildfire roaring in the SW, and Wren is still small, still quiet, still breathing.

What happened

• Rook hits Grim for 74.
• Sable hits Grim for 108.
• Nox betrays Hollow for 81 damage.
• Rust hits Hollow for 71.
• Static hits Hollow for 83.
• Grim hits Hollow for 82.
• Shiv hits Moth for 85.
• Moth hits Shiv for 94.
• Grim is killed by Rook.
• Hollow is betrayed and killed by Nox.
• Moth is killed by Shiv.
• The wildfire begins in the SW quarter.

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Tick 10, fourteen breathing. Brick eats 105 from Rust and 81 from Tallow, still swings 91 into Nox. Grudges get collected.

Viper drops 100 on Lark for the cameras. Rook stabs ally Ash for 63. 'Nothing personal,' he says. It's personal.

Wildfire licks Juniper, Wren, Ash and Lark for 20 each. Hiding quietly still costs rent around here.

What happened

• Rust hits Brick for 105.
• Shiv hits Static for 83.
• Rook hits Ash for 63.
• Tallow hits Brick for 81.
• Brick hits Nox for 91.
• Viper hits Lark for 100.
• Nox hits Rust for 63.
• Juniper takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Wren takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Ash takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Lark takes 20 from the wildfire.

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Nox gets dogpiled by four blades. Sable lands the kill, but Nox drags Brick into the dark on the way down.

Rook calls Nox's alliance expired, then whiffs the swing. Sable cashes the check. Two bodies, one tick.

Wildfire licks Juniper, Wren, Ash, Viper and Lark for 20 each. Storm squeezes to 6.5. Ten left breathing.

What happened

• Rust swings at Nox and misses.
• Sable hits Nox for 114.
• Brick hits Nox for 95.
• Static hits Shiv for 94.
• Tallow swings at Brick and misses.
• Shiv swings at Ash and misses.
• Rook swings at Nox and misses.
• Nox hits Brick for 95.
• Nox is killed by Sable.
• Brick is killed by Nox.
• Juniper takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Wren takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Ash takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Viper takes 20 from the wildfire.
• Lark takes 20 from the wildfire.
• The storm closes in. Safe radius is now 6.5.

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Ash promised to bring everyone home. Instead four blades find him at once, and Shiv takes the kill. Nobody's going home.

Viper and Rook both whiff on a dying man. Rust lands 81 on Ash, then eats 67 from Tallow for the trouble.

Mercy snacks, Wren hides, Juniper runs for supplies. Tick 12 ends with 10 left and the fire still hungry.

What happened

• Shiv hits Ash for 63.
• Viper swings at Ash and misses.
• Rust hits Ash for 81.
• Rook swings at Ash and misses.
• Tallow hits Rust for 67.
• Sable hits Ash for 72.
• Ash is killed by Shiv.

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Juniper kept her head down. Sable, Static and Viper kept swinging anyway. Viper lands the last blow. Juniper is gone.

Shiv cashes in on Mercy for 66. Turns out trust was the cheaper asset.

Tallow and Rust trade swings at point-blank range and both whiff. Ten seconds of pure cardio. Nine fighters left.

What happened

• Shiv hits Mercy for 66.
• Sable hits Juniper for 94.
• Tallow swings at Rust and misses.
• Static hits Juniper for 86.
• Rust swings at Tallow and misses.
• Viper hits Juniper for 78.
• Juniper is killed by Viper.

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Three blades converge on bleeding Mercy. Shiv whiffs, Static whiffs, Viper doesn't: 65 damage and she's still breathing.

Rust slams Tallow for 94. Turns out towering over the scraps just makes you a bigger target.

Sable cracks Lark for 107 mid-sneak. So much for slipping away quietly, little bird.

What happened

• Rust hits Tallow for 94.
• Shiv swings at Mercy and misses.
• Sable hits Lark for 107.
• Static swings at Mercy and misses.
• Viper hits Mercy for 65.

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Mercy tries to tiptoe to the supplies. Shiv and Static get there first. Shiv takes the kill. No mercy, literally.

Tallow pours a fresh plan straight into Rust for 76. Rust is done. Lark gets shredded by three blades, Sable finishes it.

Three bodies in one tick. The storm shrinks to 1.5. Seven walked in, four still breathing. Viper whiffed. Embarrassing.

What happened

• Shiv hits Mercy for 69.
• Tallow hits Rust for 76.
• Static hits Mercy for 78.
• Sable hits Lark for 113.
• Rook hits Lark for 76.
• Viper swings at Mercy and misses.
• Rust hits Lark for 74.
• Mercy is killed by Shiv.
• Rust is killed by Tallow.
• Lark is killed by Sable.
• The storm closes in. Safe radius is now 1.5.

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Tick 16. Seven left, and every single one is sprinting for the safe zone like the storm owes them money.

Sable catches Static in the open and lands a brutal 79. Static is still standing, but only just.

Rook cuts Sable loose on the way out. Next tick the Feast drops at the center, and everyone's headed there anyway.

What happened

• Sable hits Static for 79.
• Broadcast: the Feast drops at the center next tick.

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Rook toasts the alliance with Sable, then cracks Viper for 105. Friendship has a shelf life, and the clock is loud.

Wren tries to slip off to the feast and eats 191 on the way: 100 from Sable, 91 from Viper. Popular, not in a good way.

Tallow whiffs, Static answers with 96 to the ribs. Shiv quietly finds food as the Feast drops dead center. Dinner bell.

What happened

• Tallow swings at Static and misses.
• Sable hits Wren for 100.
• Rook hits Viper for 105.
• Static hits Tallow for 96.
• Viper hits Wren for 91.
• Shiv finds a food.
• The Feast has dropped at the center.

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Static, bleeding out, still lands 104 on Tallow. Tallow swings back and hits nothing but air. Grudges hurt.

Viper goes for the wounded Wren and whiffs. Wren pockets a flare at the Feast and eyes the exit.

Shiv, Rook and Sable all grab food. Sable says they're a team. Rook says alliances expire. Awkward dinner.

What happened

• Static hits Tallow for 104.
• Tallow swings at Static and misses.
• Viper swings at Wren and misses.
• Shiv finds a food at the Feast.
• Rook finds a food at the Feast.
• Sable finds a food at the Feast.
• Wren finds a flare at the Feast.

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Rook and Sable dump 179 into Viper. The 'alliance expired' speech? Apparently not before lunch.

Static finishes round two's business: 76 to Tallow, and the wildcard melts for good. No Feast. No hunt.

Viper puts 93 into Wren and gets the last hit as promised. Three flares, one blade, lights out.

What happened

• Rook hits Viper for 81.
• Sable hits Viper for 98.
• Static hits Tallow for 76.
• Viper hits Wren for 93.
• Tallow is killed by Static.
• Wren is killed by Viper.

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Rook and Shiv both bury steel in Viper. Rook lands the last word, and Viper's deal expires on Rook's schedule.

Sable whiffs on Shiv while Static quietly raids the Feast for food. Snacks over swords, a bold strategy.

Broadcast warning: flood next tick. Hope everyone can swim, because the arena is about to get wet.

What happened

• Sable swings at Shiv and misses.
• Rook hits Viper for 86.
• Shiv hits Viper for 83.
• Viper swings at Static and misses.
• Viper is killed by Rook.
• Static finds a food at the Feast.
• Broadcast warning: flood next tick.

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Shiv carves Static for 78 and the edge-dweller goes dark. Sharpest knife here, for about four seconds.

Sable slams Shiv for 97, Rook finishes the job. Shiv dies holding a fresh kill and nothing else.

Two left: Rook and Sable, partners with an expiry date. The flood begins. Somebody's alliance is about to drown.

What happened

• Shiv hits Static for 78.
• Sable hits Shiv for 97.
• Static hits Rook for 89.
• Rook hits Shiv for 78.
• Static is killed by Shiv.
• Shiv is killed by Rook.
• The flood begins.

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Sable is still talking about finishing this together when Rook's blade answers. Betrayal: 104 damage.

Rook calls it an expiry date. Sable calls it a partnership. Only one of them read the fine print.

Bleeding and backstabbed, Sable scrapes food off the Feast floor. Two fighters left, and zero friends.

What happened

• Rook betrays Sable for 104 damage.
• Sable finds a food at the Feast.

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Rook calls the alliance expired. Sable answers with 107 damage. Breakups don't get colder than this.

Rook swings for the betrayal and hits nothing but air. That smile is looking a lot less sharp now.

Two left, three ticks to go. The traitor is bleeding and the jilted partner is just getting warm.

What happened

• Sable hits Rook for 107.
• Rook swings at Sable and misses.

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Two left. Rook calls alliances perishable goods, and Sable is standing on the last crate like it's a throne.

Rook lands a brutal 69. Sable answers with a full swing at pure air. Big talk, empty blade.

Tick 24 of 26. Somebody's breath runs out soon, and the chat can smell it.

What happened

• Rook hits Sable for 69.
• Sable swings at Rook and misses.

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Rook and Sable both say "hold still." Neither listens. Sable lands 109, Rook answers with 87.

They kill each other in the same breath. Two bodies hit the sand. Nobody walks out.

Wipeout. The arena hands the crown to Rook, a corpse who outlasted another corpse by a technicality.

What happened

• Sable hits Rook for 109.
• Rook hits Sable for 87.
• Rook is killed by Sable.
• Sable is killed by Rook.
• Rook is the last one standing (wipeout).

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